Austin, TX — Infowars.com conspiracy theorist and media personality Alex Jones called on his supporters today to participate in a nation-wide re-enactment of what he called “the civil war that’s coming” in an attempt to draw attention to “deep state forces” that are attempting to “overthrow the Trump presidency.”
“It all started with the Obama Administration,” said Mr. Jones on his daily entertainment show broadcast from Austin, TX. “And of course this is all meant to divide America. It’s social engineering by the globalists to make whites racist. You know what whites are is lazy, candy-ass, politically correct trash. There’s not much worse in this country than white people, to get to the end of the day. They’re the ones all saying the white people are the devil. As far as I know, this is the first preemptive civil war reenactment.”
Following this appeal for white people to rise up in the face of the real ethnic, globalist racists, he implored his viewers to attend the upcoming reenactments of the coming civil war in mid-October. The reenactments, tentatively called “The 2nd Revolution,” will take place across the country with a familiar “Make America Great Again” theme portrayed in what organizers call “a globalist, post-apocalyptic scenario.”
“We took the lead of many patriots across the country,” said 2nd Revolution organizer Fred Phelps of Omaha, Nebraska. “You know, the civil war reenactments. Except in our version, we’re imaging a country where the globalist declares war on average white people like you and me. The entire event is meant to draw attention to how Obama and his deep state operatives are trying to undermine President Trump and destroy America with socialism and unrest.”
According to Mr. Phelps, the hastily planned protests arose after the recent NFL controversy.
“The liberals have all the blacks under their spell,” continued Mr. Phelps. “It’s a modern form of slavery. I mean, look what they’ve convinced the blacks to do at these football games? You know, we need to teach these people that they got it all backward. They need to listen and follow people like us 2nd Revolutionary and stop listening to their racist George Soros bosses.”
No firm dates have been set, but Mr. Phelps says they’re targeting a Saturday sometime in October so people will have enough time to find a sitter for the kids.