Penn Valley, CA -- An area man is recovering in Sierra Nevada Memorial hospital after his "sexbot" malfunctioned and cut off his penis. Dustin Jayce Dickens of Penn Valley, CA purchased the life-sized sex toy last month after Amazon.com became the first retailer to offer the robotic sex … [Read more...]
About Loretta Splitair
Loretta Splitair is the Nevada County Scooperâ€™s Media and Cultural Editor. She has written widely including publications such as Rolling Stone, The Atlantic and the Ladyâ€™s Home Journal where she hosts a regular column on the ravages of Billy Joelâ€™s music entitled, â€œBilly Joel is a Piece of Shit.â€ Loretta is married to her second husband after her first died protesting railway expansion in Kansas. Please do not ask her about it.