Westminster, London — According to reports from inside Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II of England surprised a private gathering today when she played 3 songs on the sitar. The audience, which included dignitaries from Hong Kong, Zimbabwe and Toledo, Ohio said they were quite impressed with the Queen’s skill on the ancient Indian stringed instrument.
“I was there with my global team to discuss alternative energy investment in the third world,” said President and CEO Milton Rutledge of the Ohio-based alternative energy fund Energy Advisors. “And everything was going great. She is totally on-board with investing in green energy. But as we were leaving, she told us to wait a minute and she pulled out this really fancy Sitar and started to play. She was actually pretty good.”
According Energy Advisors Zimbabwe Operations Director Dani Aneni, the Queen made a point to play music she thought the team would recognize.
“The first song she played was the Beatles’ ‘Let It Be.’ Then she played Rocket Man, you know the Elton John song,” said Ms. Aneni with a wry grin. “Then she played one I didn’t recognize, but Milton said he thought is was a Frank Zappa song.”
A Buckingham Palace spokesperson told the Scooper that the Queen has always been a great fan of the Sitar and has been practicing for over 18 years. This was her first, albeit small, performance in front of strangers. Apparently she has been playing for the Royal family for the past 10 years and recently learned Frank Zappa’s popular song “Peaches En Regalia” from start to finish and was excited to play it for the Energy Advisors team.
The spokesperson also said the Queen is a fan of Elvis Costello and the American composer George Gershwin. No word whether she can play any of their songs on the sitar.